I’m sorry that I made you feel that way. I’m sorry that you feel like it’s your fault when it’s not. I just want you to know that I love you and care for you and I hope you’re okay.
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is
(Source: sighsomemore)
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
(Source: circumcisions)
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
(Source: clubpenguln)
every time you swallow a guy’s load, you’re swallowing millions of unborn babies
how fuckin metal is that
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
title of my autobiography: sorry



