Tweets

  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via cheetahgirl69420)

kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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(Source: kiljayden, via asian)

yowing:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kruelworld:
Your ass.

wolftyla:

is fat.

zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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(via swervingitup)